Paris Hilton's Coke Nose

I'm not really a big Paris Hilton fan but she was in the news recently and she's hot - so I kind of feel obligated to share. This weekend Paris Hilton was arrested in Las Vegas for possession of an illegal substance. The police pulled over her boyfriend on a DUI. Paris stepped out of the car and allowed cocaine to fall out of her purse in front of the officer. What a stupid bitch! As stupid as she may be, she sure is hot. Seriously, does anybody take a better mug-shot than Paris? She looks as good in this first photo as she does in some of her modeling photos.

The Mug Shot


Not the Mug Shot


Also not the Mug Shot

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Marissa Miller should be in Playboy

It's diffcult to narrow down your wish list to just a few choices but all good things must come to an end and to cap off our month of Playmate tributes I have chosen one of my Top 10 hottest babes. Thankfully my number one woman has already graced the pages of Playboy but this delicious creature comes in at #2 and by all rights should be a bunny. This chick is a more classy departure from the last three glam models but it doesn't deminsish her perfection. Marissa Miller is perfect in so many ways and who wouldn't want to see every naked corner of this perfect 10.

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Most searched Item: July 2010

Kelly Brook (2010). Up 13 places in July

Here, somewhat delayed due to holidays, are the most popular searched items for July (last month's ranking in brackets). The first three items haven't changed.

1 (1) Linda Lusardi. Another month at number one.
2 (2) Pubic Wars. Stays at number two.
3 (3) Evelyn Treacher. Hangs on to a podium place.
4 (6) Elizabeth Ann Roberts. Back up for schoolmate Playmate.
5 (4) Louann Fernald. Drops another place this month.
6 (7) Sue and Louise Elvin. Mother and daughter pop up one.
7 (20) Kelly Brook. A new film, a poster and a Playboy appearance can make a difference!
8 (12) Lani Todd. Most popular recent Playmate.
9 (9) Marguerite Empey/Diane Webber. Holding steady for belly-dancing mermaid.
10 (15) Gloria Root. Sixties Playmate climbs back up.
11 (10) Alenka Bikar. Down one for Slovenian sprinter with mobile behind.
12 (5) Sofia Helqvist. Swedish royal's dodgy girlfriend drops this month.
13 (8) Polynesian Girls. South Seas lovelies lose their appeal in summer?
14 (13) Jennifer Lewis. cyber girl drops one.
15 (24) Piranha 3D. It's going to be rubbish, you know.
16 (25) Claudia Toth. Big jump for Austrian curling babe.
17 (-) Hyapatia Lee. Re-entry for long-haired "actress".

Jane Birkin 1970

18 (-) Jane Birkin. First entry for sixties groovy chick.
19 (19) Ulla Lindstrom. Holding steady for first Page 3.
20 (17) Melodye Prentiss. Another sixties Playmate who features regularly.
21 (18) Susan Ryder. Seventies Pet hangs in another month.
22 (-) Paula Pritchett. Fluff flashing actress re-enters.
23 (-) Claire Rambeau. Back in for lovely Playmate.
24 (-)Maureen O'Hara. Back in for Hollywood classic star.
25 (22) Veronica Zemanova. Busty Czech just stays in.

Biggest climber is Kelly Brook. Biggest faller this month is Playmate Barbara Hillary who dives out from last months 11th spot. The highest first time entry is Jane Birkin.

The top ten artistic searches were:

1 (4) Mario Tauzin. First time at number one for French etcher.
2 (3) David Hamilton. English girlie photographer.
3 (-) Herbert Draper. First time entry for last of the classicists
4 (-) Tom Poulton. First time entry for naughty British artist.
5 (2) Lord Leighton's Flaming June. most popular individual painting.
6 (10) David Wright. English pin-up artist.
7 (-) Gil Elvgren. American pin-up artist.
8 (-) Fritz Willis. Another US pin-up master.
9 (6) Lady Godiva by John Collier.
10 (1) Marie Louise O'Murphy. Drops from number one after four months at the top.

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Denise Milani should be in Playboy

Like Jordan Carver, Denise Milani was built for Playboy. With her gorgeous features it is a travesty for her not to pose nude for all of mankind. Yet Denise continues to only tease us with her scantly clad bikini photos. We love you so much Denise. Why can't you show us how much you love us?

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Venus with a Martini: Kelly Brook

Whilst we were in Canada we picked up September's Playboy with the long awaited pictures of Kelly Brook. At first we were a little disappointed with them as they seemed rather studio bound and over-produced but, we have to say, they are growing on us.

Following my rant about my bizarre Martini in Toronto over on my Adventures of Triple P blog

http://adventuresoftriplep.blogspot.com/2010/08/how-many-olives-in-martini.html

I thought it would be appropriate to have Kelly displaying how a Martini should be served. Only one olive, note!

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Jordan Carver should be in Playboy

I can't say enough about this chick. It is a crime that Jordan Carver's enormous cans have not yet been fully exposed to at least one camera man on this planet. Wrongs must be "Righted"! Do I need to be the one to start a petition to get this chick into the pages of Playboy? All right... fine. Who's with me?

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Lucy Pinder should be in Playboy

I think we can all agree that there are some sexy ladies out there that we wish would pose for Playboy. We continue our month of Playboy tributes with a few celebrities and models that should pose for the pages but for whatever reason have not made their way to Hef's mansion just yet. We start with Lucy Pinder, a London glamour model and friend of Keeley Hazell. Lucy, if Keeley can do it, I know you can do it. You've already teased us with bunny lingerie so why not go all the way?

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Hawaiian Venus: Tia Carrere

Agent DVD enjoys a trashy TV series, particularly if it features attractive women in skimpy clothing, so he was delighted to be able to pick up all three series of nineties Tomb Raider clone Relic Hunter in HMV sale in Toronto at the weekend.

Relic Hunter cast: Christien Anholt, Tia Carrere and Lindy Booth

A totally shamelss rip-off of the Tomb Raider computer game (it actually pre-dates the films with Angelina Jolie), with a lot of Indiana Jones thrown in too, it ran from 1999 until 2002. Each episode features some relic (not necessarily an ancient one) and starts with a scene setting (and incredibly cheap looking) flashback. We then cut to Tia Carrere as one of the least convincing professors in TV and film history (well, alright, Denise Richards was worse in The World is not Enough (1999)) in her office at American University, Trinity College (in reality the exteriors were all filmed at the University of Toronto) who then has to travel somehwere exotic to find said relic at the request of a museum, CIA, secret organisation etc, etc. Oddly Tia always wore glasses when she was in professor mode but not out in the field. Anyway, just the sort of utter mindless nonsense that Triple P enjoys after a day of trying to sort out confused foreign governments.

Talking of which, the key thing about Relic Hunter is that it is not a Hollywood series. It isn't even a Hollywood series filmed in Canada, It was actually a Canadian/UK co-production. Later there was a tie-up with French TV company Gaumont which led to some later episodes being filmed in France and Italy which made it look a bit more expensive than it was.

Gratuitous Tia rear-end in mud shot

Tia Carrere plays Prof Sydney Fox (honestly!) and has a clueless British sidekick played by Christien Anholt (son of Howard's Way slimeball Tony) playing Hugh Grant. There is also a ditzy blonde secretary. But all this and its dodgy history (sorry, Cuzco was an Inca city not an Aztec city) are irrelevant compared with the real point of the show which was to show Tia Carrere; flashing her (not that impressive) cleavage, in her lingerie, wearing tight shorts, in wet clothes and, our favourite, in tight vests, as often as possible. In fact, the main fun of the show was spotting each gratuitous Tia shot (we're sure you could turn it into a drinking game) in every episode.

Hawaiian born Tia once said that she wasn't very keen on taking her clothes off for the camera but fortunately had a change of heart for Playboy in January 2001. Good for her; it wasn't like the recent Kelly Brook pictorial, and so typical of Playboy's celebrity pictorials, where the celebrity doesn't flash more than her bust.

Tia (real name Althea Rae Duhinio Janairo), who is now 43, was born in Honolulu and, apart from acting, has also made a number of albums in which she sings in Hawaiian. One of them, Ikena, actually won a Grammy award in 2009.

Whilst Tia is a lovely girl she doesn't always photograph well and can sometimes look a bit cross-eyed. However, Playboy got the best of her and she looks like a classic South Seas beauty in these pictures.

She would certainly fit nicely into Agent Triple P's South Seas scenario and would be just what he would want to find under the mosquito net after a long flying boat journey from San Francisco.

Definitely one of Playboy's better celebrity pictorials

Now all we need is some relaxing steel guitar music: pre-electric, of course!

Twang!

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Kim Kardashian in Playboy

Kim Kardashian's appearance in Playboy was much heralded by fans of the reality TV star, although it is questionable what else there was to see after her infamous sex video with the well endowed Ray-J. While the pictures were adequate they fell far short of her potential but I include Kim in this month's tribute because - DAMN - she is fine!

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Christi Shake in Playboy

Christie Shake is cut from the same mold as Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy. She is the quintessential blonde bombshell and a favorite of mine from the new millennium. Christi appeared first as a Playmate of the month in 2002. She also wins the prize for most ridiculously obvious "stage name"... but I still love it! Christi is also celebrating a birthday this month - born August 22, 1980. This piece of ass is turning 30!

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Anna Nicole Smith in Playboy

Anna Nicole Smith is one of Playboy's most infamous playmates... if not THE most infamous. From her meteoric rise as a Guess Jeans girl to her tragic accidental death from a drug overdose, Anna Nicole Smith has been a lightning rod of speculation and sexuality. I'll refrain from focusing on her "wheels off" days as the over-weight star of her own reality TV show. I'll not mention the gold-digging drama of her spring-winter marriage to a Texas millionaire. But I will focus on her drop dead gorgeous body in her early days with Playboy. Feast your eyes on some of the most iconic of Anna's images!

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Amanda Hanshaw in Playboy

Amanda Hanshaw, also known as Mandy Marie Michaels appeared as a Cyber Girl in 2007 and later appeared in the magazine in January of 2008. Since she is still relatively new to the Playboy scene, I imagine we an expect more great things to come from this tasty morsel.

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